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When you wake up feeling confident enough to w…

When you wake up feeling confident enough to work on your personal brand. 

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We found a 20-something-year-old Archie McPhee…

We found a 20-something-year-old Archie McPhee Treasure Box and opened it on our podcast. Less Talk More Monkey is the Archie McPhee podcast where we discuss toys, novelties and a bunch of weird stuff. 

Lots of great pictures on the blog post about the episode. 

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We’re happy to announce our two new candy cane…

We’re happy to announce our two new candy cane flavors for the year!

Mac and Cheese Candy Canes – Macaroni and Cheese Candy Canes are a particular favorite of picky eaters. These candy canes taste like your childhood favorite — mac and cheese. It’s like comfort food-flavored comfort food!

Clamdy Canes – It’s clam-flavored candy canes! One shell of a candy. 

Get those and more here!

Our new Sloth Mask is here! It’s more than a m…

Our new Sloth Mask is here! It’s more than a mask, it’s a lifestyle. A beautiful, slow lifestyle. 

Buy one here!

We just posted the latest episode of the Archi…

We just posted the latest episode of the Archie McPhee – Less Talk, More Monkey podcast! It’s all about the Yodelling Pickle and includes a description of our cackling contest and the time Bobby Brady visited our store with his duck. 

You can listen by clicking here!

Also available on iTunes and Google Play!

We just posted the latest episode of the Archi…

We just posted the latest episode of the Archie McPhee – Less Talk, More Monkey podcast! It’s all about the Yodelling Pickle and includes a description of our cackling contest and the time Bobby Brady visited our store with his duck. 

You can listen by clicking here!

Also available on iTunes and Google Play!

Seattle Refined did this awesome story on our …

Seattle Refined did this awesome story on our Rubber Chicken Museum

Our customers give the best quotes for these kinds of things: 

Harold Simpkins has traveled the globe and says this museum is one of the newest wonders of the world.

“I’ve seen the pyramids of Giza, the hanging gardens of Babylon – or at least where they were. I can honestly say I’ve never seen anything as bizarre or wonderful as this,“ he said.

And Rubber Chicken Bandages are here! Proving once and for all that laughter really is the best medicine. (Not really. Actual medicine is the best medicine. Consult a doctor, not a chicken.)

Seattle Refined did this awesome story on our …

Seattle Refined did this awesome story on our Rubber Chicken Museum

Our customers give the best quotes for these kinds of things: 

Harold Simpkins has traveled the globe and says this museum is one of the newest wonders of the world.

“I’ve seen the pyramids of Giza, the hanging gardens of Babylon – or at least where they were. I can honestly say I’ve never seen anything as bizarre or wonderful as this,“ he said.

And Rubber Chicken Bandages are here! Proving once and for all that laughter really is the best medicine. (Not really. Actual medicine is the best medicine. Consult a doctor, not a chicken.)

Archie McPhee has opened a Rubber Chicken Muse…

Archie McPhee has opened a Rubber Chicken Museum

The next time you’re in Seattle, stop by and learn the history of the rubber chicken. We’ve also got the world’s largest and world’s smallest rubber chicken! You’ll squawk with delight! Click here to listen to our podcast about the museum. 

More info here

Archie McPhee has opened a Rubber Chicken Muse…

Archie McPhee has opened a Rubber Chicken Museum

The next time you’re in Seattle, stop by and learn the history of the rubber chicken. We’ve also got the world’s largest and world’s smallest rubber chicken! You’ll squawk with delight! Click here to listen to our podcast about the museum. 

More info here